Arts & Entertainment

MOST characters in The Dukes of Hazzard were members of the Ku Klux Klan, Bo and Luke Duke have revealed.

A HOUSE music DJ and producer has been granted legendary status after not being very good for over twenty years.

GUARDS at Glastonbury Festival’s boutique camping area are authorised to use deadly force against hippies, it has emerged.

DURAN Duran have described their horror at realising they forgot to disband 20 years ago.

THE latest instalment of the video game Fallout is set in and around 21st Century Carlisle.

THE next season of Game of Thrones will see the death of some of the programme's biggest fans.

JURASSIC World’s portrayal of the Ankylosaurus, has been criticised by a dreary man.

POP music has finished and will now be run backwards, with acid house due to return in 2042 and the Beatles reforming in 2060.

THE release of Jurassic World has seen middle-aged bespectacled velociraptors reminiscing about starring in its predecessor.

PARENTS have ordered their children to love the new series of The Clangers or find somewhere else to live.