Arts & Entertainment

LONG-DEAD English teachers are appearing to their terrified former pupils to make them read the To Kill A Mockingbird sequel.

THE new Han Solo origin movie will tell the story of how he rescued Princess Leia from the Death Star before helping her brother destroy it.

THE NME is to broaden its appeal by becoming a free sample of hair gel.

ITV reality show Love Island is to be retitled F**knut Peninsula for the remainder of the current series.

SECURITY staff at Wireless Festival were overwhelmed by crowds fleeing the likes of David Guetta and Nicki Minaj.

LONDON is to have its own national anthem to mark its status as an entirely separate place from England.

A LOCAL band has won a recording contract for an album of unfinished songs, ‘jam sessions’ and Led Zeppelin riffs.

THE best thing at Glastonbury was getting smashed in your tent, it has emerged.

THE Dalai Lama is looking forward to his weekend at the anti-capitalist Glastonbury Festival where organic burgers are just £12.

THE Dursley family despised Harry Potter because he was a snotty brat who reckoned he was God's gift to magic, it has emerged.