Arts & Entertainment

DOZENS of elderly woman have been arrested after a flurry of bets on the same contestant in The Great British Bake-Off.

EDINBURGH festival audiences have been warned to avoid anything that critics have tepidly praised with a four-star review.

WEST End theatre goers have complained after a man watched Apocalypse Now on a 42 inch plasma TV during a performance of Harold Pinter’s The Caretaker.

THE BBC’s popular baking show is to be followed in the schedules by a cake-eating competition.

EVIL children have thanked Pixar’s Inside Out for putting the blame on cartoon characters.

NEW superhero film Ant-Man  is about how absolutely filthy your house seems when you are only a few millimetres tall.

THE sequel to Trainspotting will be a superhero film about a man who gets special powers from 'space heroin'.

THE third manuscript by octogenarian Harper Lee is a fast-paced thriller about a heist on the Chinese stock exchange, it has emerged.

THE third member of the Holy Trinity is to star in its own all-new scripture, it has been revealed.

FOLLOWING the latest news from the San Diego Comic-Con is now a normal part of life, it has emerged.