Arts & Entertainment

A BAND has promised to perform its first, and so far only, album in full on an upcoming tour. 

A NEW cooking show will see contestants compete by bringing in their favourite junk food.

BENEDICT Cumberbatch last night pleaded with London theatre goers to remember that he is so very fucking special.

FORMER clubbers are choosing to stay in and recreate the deeply unpleasant nightclub experience in their homes.

DOZENS of elderly woman have been arrested after a flurry of bets on the same contestant in The Great British Bake-Off.

EDINBURGH festival audiences have been warned to avoid anything that critics have tepidly praised with a four-star review.

WEST End theatre goers have complained after a man watched Apocalypse Now on a 42 inch plasma TV during a performance of Harold Pinter’s The Caretaker.

THE BBC’s popular baking show is to be followed in the schedules by a cake-eating competition.

EVIL children have thanked Pixar’s Inside Out for putting the blame on cartoon characters.

NEW superhero film Ant-Man  is about how absolutely filthy your house seems when you are only a few millimetres tall.