Arts & Entertainment

LEONARDO DiCaprio’s new film features a sensual scene of loving, playful intercourse with a brown bear.

A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD Doctor Who fan wants to know when her gran is coming back to life.

CINEMAS have been urged to screen a banned ‘advert for praying’ because it sounds like it might be weirdly entertaining.

A MAN’S interest in literature is limited to  tie-ins with TV programmes.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man simply cannot get his head around the rules of TV game show Pointless.

AUCTION house Sotheby's has announced its first major sale of rare, untouched Star Wars fans still in their original packaging.

JIHADI John’s novelty Christmas single has been shelved after a successful drone strike.

MOTORHEAD frontman Lemmy has reassured fans that he is eternal and will never die.

NEEDY children across Britain have asked that tonight's Children in Need is the last.

LUKE Skywalker does not appear in the new Star Wars movie because he is the worst character in the series by far, it has been confirmed.