Arts & Entertainment

RAVERS at Fabric nightclub are to go mental within strict local authority guidelines.

A MAN is experiencing feelings of betrayal over Carrie Fisher’s affair with co-star Harrison Ford.

THE BBC newsreaders have reenacted controversial Prodigy video Smack My Bitch Up for the Children In Need appeal.

BRITAIN'S pathetically excited dads stayed up all night so they could watch Jeremy Clarkson drive a car.

PLANET Earth II viewers have demanded that animals get their own criminal justice system to stop them doing horrible things.

A BIFFY Clyro gig in Glasgow is expected to be the first entirely attended by online ticket-buying bots.

THE music of Leonard Cohen is perfect for fans feeling desolate and melancholic about his death, they have confirmed.

MEN who love the films of Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal are responsible for Trump’s election victory, it has emerged.

THE new Football Manager allows players to spend downtime fiddling about on a slightly older football management simulator.

BONO has released an album about his struggles as a woman.