Arts & Entertainment

DIRECTOR Danny Boyle has confirmed that the new Trainspotting film will focus on the enjoyment of real ale.

THE combatants of BBC series Robot Wars have decided to settle their differences peacefully.

A SUPERMARKET chain has apologised after exposing its customers to a book that was not an action thriller or idiotic historical romance.

THE Church of England is attempting to attract younger people with a new version of the Bible which includes Pokemon.

EVERYONE has remembered how good The Lion King is.

GOING to work, eating some cereal and paying a parking fine are all just like House of Cards, it has been confirmed.

A THIRD of Disney’s upcoming Star Wars theme park will be complete cack in honour of the prequels.

A SMARTPHONE game involving fantastical creatures in a real-world setting can be replicated with large quantities of hallucinogens, players have revealed.

UPDATING the original Ghostbusters film is as disrespectful as drawing a picture of a knob on the Mona Lisa, it has been confirmed.

BRUCE Springsteen is not that good and no amount of listening to Thunder Road is going to change that, it has been claimed.