Arts & Entertainment
Colin Baker to be Doctor Who again
COLIN Baker’s appearance on I’m A Celebrity… has prompted BBC bosses to bring him back as Doctor Who.
The Snowman sequel is about a boy and a puddle
THE sequel to Raymond Briggs' The Snowman follows a boy's increasingly desperate attempts to have adventures with a puddle.
Jungle bikini celebrity has a penis
FANS of I'm A Celebrity... are in shock after a breast owner was revealed to have a penis.
Newsnight exposed as news molester
NEWSNIGHT has been exposed as a serial abuser of perfectly decent news stories.
Cameron sends Schofield list of people who were intimate with rodents
DAVID Cameron has retaliated in his war with Philip Schofield by sending the TV presenter a list of 'rodent companions' he found on the internet.
Kim Kardashian becomes Archbishop of Kanterbury
REALITY star Kim Kardashian has landed the top job in the modernised Church of England.
MPs open ‘House of Showbiz’
A THIRD house of Parliament dedicated to showbiz and razzle-dazzle has been unveiled.