Arts & Entertainment

THE advert for Channel Four's My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is offensive, but the programme is not, it has been decided.

FRUIT Bowl by 52-year-old spinster Mary Fisher is  the controversial frontrunner for this year's Turner Prize.

FERAL dance music genius David Guetta has been spotted foraging in a suburban garden.

J.K. ROWLING has revealed that her new book is actually called The Wizards of Poggly Boggle, and is not boring.

THE BBC runs a number of porn sites that cannot be viewed in the UK because they contain advertising, it has emerged.

BRITAIN is buzzing with theories about how Sherlock Holmes appeared to be dancing at the climax of Parade's End.

"What was it that first inspired an ancient monkey to fondle a potato?"

ATTEMPTING to keep abreast of television drama is the primary cause of stress in the UK, it has emerged.