Arts & Entertainment
Friends to return as sitcom about miserable, isolated 40somethings
US SITCOM Friends is returning for a new series where all the characters are too busy to hang out with each other.
Hitler barrel not fully scraped
HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.
Daft Punk revealed to be Elvis and Buddy Holly
DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.
Arts Council to focus on pornography
FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.
Holly Willoughby explains concept of death to ITV viewers
HOLLY Willoughby has told ITV viewers why the lady in the box is asleep forever.
Beliebers wondering if Nazi persecution would change their taste in pop stars
JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.
Compromise version of 'Ding Dong' to be sung by Leonard Cohen
A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.
