Arts & Entertainment
All middle class people on the 'Wolf Hall spectrum'
EVERY middle class person is either reading, has recently read or is thinking about reading Wolf Hall, it has emerged.
Celebrity Big Brother housemates all ghosts apart from Rylan
CHANNEL 5 has revealed that this year's Celebrity Big Brother housemates are all ghosts, apart from Rylan.
'Splash!' drowns 12
TOM Daley's Saturday night diving show has kicked-off with the deaths of 12 of its celebrity contestants.
Couples that watch Jools Holland's Hootenanny doomed to split
ALL couples who watch Jools Holland’s BBC2 New Year show will separate at some point before March, it has emerged.
Kraftwerk go acoustic
ELECTRONIC music pioneers Kraftwerk have become an acoustic act after deciding technology is annoying.
Britain to put more angry old Scotsmen on the radio
RADIO stations are to contact old Scottish men and get them confused and angry, live on air.