Arts & Entertainment

A NEW Terminator movie will star Arnold Schwarzenegger as an outdated robot assassin plagued by frustrating software problems.

THE 'mentally ill' man sending hundreds of bizarre Star Wars ideas to Disney is actually George Lucas, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S tramps are in uproar after being priced out of Bruce Springsteen's current tour.

GLASTONBURY optimism and pursuit of ‘the vibe’ has been replaced with dead-eyed ennui, it has been confirmed.

AMAZON has unveiled a new service designed specifically to distress pensioners and the technically inept.

A NEIGHBOURHOOD Watch group is using an unmanned drone to spy on local residents’ viewing habits.

THE perverts of the entertainment world are demanding the chance to audition for the role of Willy Wonka.

THIS year’s Glastonbury acts were chosen entirely at random by organiser Michael Eavis’ cat, it has emerged.

THE BBC needs to stop apologising every time some oddball writes a letter, it has been claimed.