Arts & Entertainment

ROMANCE novels contain descriptions that are good on the page but would be horrifying in real life. Here are six descriptors you don't want to encounter:

HAVEN'T watched Squid Game? Stuck in another sodding conversation about it? Bluff your way through with our guide.

THE music industry is booming, not that you'd know. Here are the monumentally famous artists passing you by.

YVETTE Fielding has claimed on GMTV that the obviously bollocks ghost show Most Haunted was real. Here’s more televisual nonsense you sat through uncritically.

ADELE has announced that she is releasing a new album of heartbroken songs with which listeners can shed 30 pounds in just 12 weeks.

AFTER 18 months without live music, gigs have resumed but many people may have forgotten how to pretend that’s a good thing.

A ZOOMER is just as baffled by his generation’s youth culture as you are, he has confirmed.

THE old James Bond wasn’t afraid to charm ladies with a slap or quip about shifty orientals. Despite not having seen No Time To Die, gammon Roy Hobbs explains what’s wrong with it.

THE positions of James Bond and Doctor Who are simultaneously vacant, but who will step in to save the world and/or the galaxy?

WITH the prequel hitting cinemas, there’s never been a more crucial time to claim you’ve seen The Sopranos.