Arts & Entertainment

CINEMAGOERS thrilled to see films on the big screen again from Monday have already booked to see whatever shit is on.

Did you spend hours of your youth perfecting a skill that became entirely pointless when you grew up? These abilities will sadly be of no use to you as an adult.

A MAN whose teenage years coincided with the first decade of the 21st century has no recollection of any music made during that time.

THOUGH after two drinks they believe they’re Justin Timberlake, men are shit at dancing. Here are five moves they make tits of themselves with.

THE sad passing of Nick Kamen has caused much nostalgia for his famous jeans advert. Here are the ads of the era that everyone got ridiculously obsessed with. 

DAYTIME gameshows can be tricky if you can’t tell the difference between a county and a continent. Tune in to these to be baffled.

HAVE you attempted to support the British film industry and regretted it? Here are some films you’re still pissed off about.

THE conclusion of Line of Duty saw viewers completely fooled by a plausible twist, so they’ve decided it must be bad. But these endings were worse.

THE sixth series of Line of Duty is to conclude tonight with a right load of nonsensical double-crossing conspiracy bollocks.

CARRIE Symonds is to appear on Strictly Come Dancing, last until the semi-finals and have a torrid affair with her dance partner, she has confirmed.