Arts & Entertainment

WALES is allowing up to 10,000 people to attend outdoor gigs from Monday. But could you survive the weather and drinking of a Welsh music festival? 

DID you unduly respect certain bands as a youth, but now have a sneaking suspicion they were knobheads? Here are some that look like twats with hindsight.

SUMMER means hearing Mungo Jerry’s hit In the Summertime, recommending a lovely drunken 125mph drive. Which other hits of the past would have issues today?

THIS bank holiday why not rewatch a film you once loved that is now painfully, obviously shit? These classics will have you cringing with nostalgia.

A DAY trip to the seaside can be fun for the whole family, but also burden you with a lot of unwanted shit. Chuck these things immediately.

BRITAIN is to relax immigration laws to allow in migrants wearing silver jumpsuits and singing nonsensical songs about plum harvests who can win Eurovision for us.

HATERS of the BBC are using Martin Bashir’s Princess Diana interview 26 years ago to claim it should shut down. Here are seven other equally bollocks excuses.

ARE you forever haunted by the episode of 999 where the kid got a javelin impaled in his neck? You'll also remember these.  

THE much anticipated Friends reunion will reveal that the cast hated each other, the characters were stupid and it was actually bollocks.

THE Eurovision Song Contest is on tonight, so you have to have an ironic gathering to celebrate this kitschy event. Here’s how.