Arts & Entertainment

REGRETTING agreeing to sit down and watch a film tonight? Here's how to make sure you don't get past the first five minutes.

YOUR first encounter with great literature is always to be treasured, unless you were forced to read it by a twat teacher for an English Lit GCSE you failed.

IT’S technically impossible for a sound to have a mullet – and yet 80s music persisted. These artists were roughly 4:1 on the haircut to music front.

AS WE move into the autumn months, I’m turning away from summery Pimms and Aperol Spritzes to year-round favourites – and what’s more classic than a glass of water?

THE ABBA reunion does not count as a proper one because it’s not grey-haired old blokes with guitars, men have confirmed.

COULD Tom Cruise scale the Burj Khalifa wearing digital gloves? Of course he f**king couldn’t, but it’s no less believable than these things we simply accept.

THE Covid-19 virus has left the Reading Festival a day early admitting it had underestimated just how f**king rough it would be.

DO you find the leading men in romantic films completely unbelievable? That’s because they are. Here’s how they’d be in real life.

THINK you love The Bard? You won’t when you find out he’s been hiding woke ideology in his plays for centuries. Right-wing historian Denys Finch Hatton explains.

SUPERHERO movies have hit such a low that next week’s is Shang-Chi from 70s comic Master of Kung-Fu. And they’ll only get worse.