Arts & Entertainment

THE professional dancers on Strictly who have refused Covid vaccines have reassured the nation that they will still f**k their celebrity partners.  

GB NEWS has lost leading man Andrew Neil and is haemorrhaging viewers as even Farage is tired old repeats. Can anything save it?

EVERY positive addition to the cultural canon has now been irreparably destroyed by its own fans, a new study has found.

ANDREW NEIL is unemployed after jacking in GB News just three months after he started it. What dickhead job could he do next?

SOAP opera Coronation Street is to tackle the emotive issue of being Northern in a new storyline, it has emerged.

MEETING a date for a movie, the coward’s choice for anyone worried they’ll have nothing to say? Choose one of these and you’ll never see them again.

DISCUSSING films? Brace yourself for shit impressions of these memorable lines.

A 41-YEAR-OLD man has cheerfully resigned himself to an entire life of only enjoying the music of Oasis.

DJs are so grateful when inexperienced strangers tell them how to do their job. Become their favourite person with these suggestions.

THE Netflix button that allows viewers to skip short intros was once again cruelly overlooked at last night's National Television Awards.