Business

BURGER chain McDonald’s has a new slogan emphasising that at least its product is unpretentious.

LLOYDS staff have complained that being ‘digitised’ merely involves being sacked rather than blasted into a thrilling video game world.

NORTHERN rail commuters have admitted that they have no real need to go anywhere very fast.

ANY business which claims to be successful is covering up a huge hole in its accounts, analysts have confirmed.

ANYONE asked to undertake unpaid work can exchange Facebook ‘likes’ for food under a new government initiative.

A NEW model of car is as unremarkable as your personality, according to its makers.

THE UK’s banks have announced their new multi-billion pound government bailout, which will take place in March next year.

A GROUP of conference attendees making strained conversation at the bar have realised that they are networking.

A TRAFFIC island which was the UK's last piece of infrastructure has been sold to the private sector.

NETWORK Rail has announced plans to extend its Great Eastern Main Line through to Saudi Arabia.