Business

DENTAL surgeons are excited at the prospect of being able to buy Saab cars again.

THOUSANDS of Amazon orders will be incorrect because its warehouses are mostly staffed by undercover journalists.

PAYDAY lenders are to switch from 4,000% loans to selling deliciously expensive electricity.

CO-OP account holders have praised their bank for continuing to be very, very different indeed.

SAINSBURY'S has confirmed that collecting Nectar points is done for the sheer love of it.

A BOSS has demanded that his staff create a wildly successful viral video for a boring business idea.

BOSSES across the UK are going to make you work harder so they can buy more things, according to a new survey.

IMBECILES around the UK are preparing to be enchanted by an advert for a big shop.

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco is to scan faces as part of a plan to murder shoppers and replace them with clones.

ROYAL Bank of Scotland is not going to split after admitting the concept of a 'good bank' is too mental to contemplate.