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BBC coverage of Thatcher’s funeral pre-emptively slammed
THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.
Gwyneth really excited about crack
GWYNETH Paltrow's latest fad is homemade crack cocaine.
I wasn't stuck in anything, says Cameron sheep
A SHEEP has claimed that David Cameron was doing something other than rescuing it.
Duchess of Cambridge ‘usually mashed’
THE Duchess of Cambridge gets through tedious public engagements with a cocktail of illegal drugs, it has emerged.
Kate still explaining 'baby on board' badge to Queen and Prince Philip
THE Duchess of Cambridge is still trying to explain to her grandparents-in-law why London Underground gave her a badge that says 'baby on board'.