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Kate Middleton breached my privacy, says orangutan
THE orangutan photographed by Kate Middleton is seeking damages, it has emerged.
Peaches Geldof pregnant with herself
PEACHES Geldof has revealed she is due to give birth to herself in less than two months.
Mervyn King is an emo
BANK of England chief Mervyn King likes alternative rock and spiked wristbands, it has emerged.
Charles letters kept secret because he is obviously insane
LETTERS from Prince Charles to government ministers are to be kept secret because they reveal the full extent of his insanity.
Teen vigil at Hobsbawm house
THOUSANDS of inconsolable teenage girls have gathered at the home of deceased historian Eric Hobsbawm.