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It had better not be ginger, Queen warns Harry

IF Kate Middleton's baby has red hair there is going to be big trouble, the Queen has warned Prince Harry.

Kate Middleton breached my privacy, says orangutan

THE orangutan photographed by Kate Middleton is seeking damages, it has emerged.

Peaches Geldof pregnant with herself

PEACHES Geldof has revealed she is due to give birth to herself in less than two months.

Mervyn King is an emo

BANK of England chief Mervyn King likes alternative rock and spiked wristbands, it has emerged.

Charles letters kept secret because he is obviously insane

LETTERS from Prince Charles to government ministers are to be kept secret because they reveal the full extent of his insanity.