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Prince Charles injured by heavy irony
PRINCE Charles is recovering in hospital after a big lump of science-related irony hit him on the head.
Charles to become Queen
FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.
Ex-pope still hanging around Vatican annoying everyone
EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.
I am just dreadful, admits Paltrow
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
Richard Dawkins and God to star in 70s-style sitcom
RICHARD Dawkins is the star of a new sitcom where his wife secretly takes in God as a lodger.
London does my head in, says reanimated Dr Johnson
THE newly-reanimated 18th century writer Dr Johnson is not enjoying modern London.
Queen 'landed with a sickening crunch'
THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.
