Celebrity
Brad Pitt had testicles removed seven years ago
BRAD Pitt has revealed he had his testicles surgically removed seven years ago.
Prince Charles injured by heavy irony
PRINCE Charles is recovering in hospital after a big lump of science-related irony hit him on the head.
Charles to become Queen
FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.
Ex-pope still hanging around Vatican annoying everyone
EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.
I am just dreadful, admits Paltrow
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
Richard Dawkins and God to star in 70s-style sitcom
RICHARD Dawkins is the star of a new sitcom where his wife secretly takes in God as a lodger.
London does my head in, says reanimated Dr Johnson
THE newly-reanimated 18th century writer Dr Johnson is not enjoying modern London.
Queen 'landed with a sickening crunch'
THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.
