A MAN refuses to waste his time thinking about Brexit because intelligent people like him are more concerned with saving the planet.
THE BBC is always at pains to present both sides of an argument. Here news editor Nathan Muir discusses the ongoing ‘round or flat Earth’ debate.
BEING too hot in London is trendier and more cultural than in the regions. Here new media developer Nathan Muir explains what you should do.
DO you want to use less plastic while making sure everyone knows what a thoughtful, eco-conscious and incredibly smug person you are? Here’s how.
CLIMATE activists trying to paralyse cities by blocking roads and causing traffic jams could learn a lot from Ocado delivery drivers, it has emerged.
THE heatwave set to hit the UK this weekend will see the country’s bins reeking even worse than bins in Ibiza, weathermen have announced.
THE Conservative MP accused of assaulting a Greenpeace protester has apologised to fellow dinner guests for not using lethal force.
PRIMARY school children with half a term’s learning about climate change have discovered it is a brilliant way of annoying the sh*t out of everybody.
THE middle lane has been voted British Motorway Lane of the Year.
BRITONS are cheering themselves up during the rainy weather by remembering it will make the lives of festivalgoers a misery.
IS THE bad weather only happening to you? Does everyone else need to hear your wild overreactions to heavy rain? Try these:
EXPERTS are urging the public to take care during this weekend’s hot weather due to a sharp rise in dickheads.