AN insurance company is horrified by the suggestion that it might ‘pay out’ to ‘claimants’ on its ‘policies’.
POST-BREXIT, plucky British crabs are being refused entry to the EU because of petty rules about live animal imports that prove we were right to leave. What could they do?
BRITAIN’S idiot drivers have vowed to try their luck at driving through floodwater after having a guess at how deep it is.
A MAN is so familiar with his local park that he can tell blades of grass apart from one another, he has confirmed.
GOODBYE and good riddance 2020, but there’s no reason to believe 2021 won’t be even more of a shitstorm.
MODERN crackers that do not even contain a magic fish or plastic jumping frog are just wank, everyone has agreed.
DO you wake up to clear blue winter skies only to find the sun’s gone by the time you’re dressed? Here’s how to make the most of your tiny slice of daylight.
THE UK’s rewilding programme will reintroducing wolves, wild boar and the Romanian pop duo The Cheeky Girls to uninhabited areas.
ALL the people who have headed to a local beauty spot for a countryside walk are resentfully glaring at all the other people who have done the same thing.
Driving a milk float makes you impotent: A man who knows nothing about electric cars answers your questions
PROPER cars will be illegal from 2030, and men will be forced to drive electric vehicles that shrink their genitalia. Here Nathan Muir answers your questions about how wrong this is.
DO you have an important point to make but want to get it across in a way that makes everyone think you’re an absolute wanker? Follow these tips.
TIME has once again been altered because of about a dozen people who still deliver milk or grow things.