Environment

Right. I'm buying a wind turbine

GAS is rising. Diesel’s already unaffordable. The time has come for me to install a 249ft wind turbine in the garden of my new build.

Britain pathetically excited about sunshine

AN outbreak of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK.

Orange-hued Just Stop Oil activist totally successful

A DISRUPTIVE man wearing the bright orange of Just Stop Oil has succeeded in shutting down oil worldwide in a victory for the group.

We ask you: did it snow where you are, or do you reckon it's all made up?

STORM Goretti has swept the country with snow, except in quite a few areas where not a flake fell and residents are understandably suspicious. Snow or hoax?

Londoners shocked to learn Cornwall exists outside of summer

LONDONERS have been amazed to discover that Cornwall continues to exist when they are not visiting their second homes during the summer.

Climate change anxiety 'could be good excuse for drug use'

YOUNG people believe that anxiety about the effects of climate change is a plausible reason for immoderate use of recreational drugs.

Heating goes on in effete South

AS temperatures fall, Britain’s soft and pathetic Southerners are turning up their thermostats.