Health

THE government has told Britons they are now free to hug, mix indoors and drink inside pubs, and warned them not to.

Despite being a mainstay on UK high streets, a man is still not sure what a Holland & Barrett actually is.

A WOMAN has awoken to discover her nap was a terrible, terrible mistake.

A MAN is horrified to realise he has started making unusual grunting noises whenever he uses a urinal.

YOU'RE keen to get back to your public pool, but don’t forget your hazmat suit. There's still plenty to make you gag.

CLAIMING to have got through lockdown without putting a toe out of line? Apart from these rules, which you broke if you’re being honest.

OVER 40? Keen not to feel like a sack of shit? 44-year-old Martin Bishop details six things that will set you back two days if you even attempt them.

A WOMAN who has just joined 25 million Britons in having her Covid vaccine is mortified she forgot to share her special news on social media.

A SMUG bellend is already back in the gym to give his rippling vanity a workout, he has confirmed.

THE Welsh are getting the Moderna jab while under-30s are advised not to get the AstraZeneca jab. Do you care at this point or would you take anything? Find out with our quiz.