Health

A TIRESOME moron is calling the last 24 hours until social restrictions lift 'Freedom Day Eve'.

PINGING is Britain’s new craze, with the country going wild for getting an alert on the NHS app and having to self-isolate. But where’s the coolest place for it to happen?

THE government will lift all obligations to observe red lights or wear seat belts as of Monday, no matter the consequences.

A CORNISHMAN with no reason to visit London anytime soon has angrily refused to wear a face mask on the capital’s underground, he has stated.

A MAN who believes the science does not support abandoning Covid restructions from Monday has plans every night next week.

AN anti-mask activist is racking his brains for ways to make a prick of himself when the rules on face coverings change, he has confirmed.

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A MAN who has discovered a positive test on the side of the bathroom sink is really hoping it is for Covid-19.

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A MIDDLE aged man who received his second jab yesterday has demanded all lockdown restrictions end immediately.