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DONALD Trump’s team of sub-Mafia lawyers is trying to overturn the election. Not going to happen. They should focus on these low-hanging fruits instead.  

PUNDITS have agreed that President Trump’s time in office and legacy will mainly being remembered for what an utter prick he was.

DONALD Trump will spend the next four years holding rallies, being racist, sending mental tweets and golfing with the minor difference that he is no longer president.

DONALD Trump has demanded that a Super Double Caps Lock be created to better convey the force of his feelings on Twitter.

AMERICA has asked Trump if he can do it a favour before he pisses off and explain what the f**k is going on with his hair.

THE White House has confirmed that President Donald Trump is on glue.

LOSING gracefully is an art, as multiple bankrupt and divorcee Donald Trump knows only too well. Here he explains how to take it like a man.

THE US election is still going on, long after we hoped to wake up with the whole awful pain in the arse over with. What happens now?

THE presidential race has suffered a major upset after rapper Kanye West won an electoral landslide.

US polls have found that Joe Biden is leading by six points, has a nine-in-ten chance of sucess, and not one person truly believes that.