International

IRELAND has confirmed it is beginning work on the Waterford-Caen overpass to link two countries that have yet to go mad.

REMAINERS have announced that, three-and-a-half years after the referendum, they are to get over it.

ARE YOU a Brit living abroad but apoplectic with rage about foreigners living in the UK? Here’s how to convince yourself there’s a difference.

DONALD Trump left the G7 summit early after sitting uncomprehending through it looking up eagerly whenever he heard his own name, aides confirmed.

PRESIDENT Trump arrived in London for a NATO summit last night, and we desperately need him to stay out of our politics. How can we distract him?

DONALD Trump has weighed in on British politics again. Here are the seven things he knows about how our country works.

WITH an election on the way and a Brexit deal secured, Remainers will have to work harder to maintain their continental savoir-faire. Try these methods:

IT’S A big world, filled with beautiful places; Paris, Mount Fuji, the Grand Canyon. But where’s the best place to hole up when you drunk-texted your ex the night before?

GERMAN chancellor Angela Merkel has confirmed the EU would do anything to get its hands on Northern Ireland, the country everybody wants.

IRISH people are increasingly joking about how unbelievably stupid the English are, they have confessed.