International

PHOTOS from inside the White House on September 11th 2001 show Dick Cheney looking exactly as you would expect if the conspiracy theories were true.

PRESIDENT Obama has admitted to being ‘stymied by a bunch of gap-toothed, gun-loving shit-for-brains’.

AN Australian surfer has celebrated beating a shark in a fight by drinking a tin of weak, fizzy beer.

A LADS-ONLY holiday to Magaluf has been spoiled by one man’s stubborn refusal to behave like an utter twat.

GREECE has been fitted with explosives that will detonate if growth dips below two per cent of GDP.

IN A time of economic crisis it falls to that exemplar of nations, Germany, to explain how to be completely faultless to others.

GREECE’S former finance minister has unveiled plans to ride around on his motorbike having martial arts battles with local villains.

GREEK king of the gods Zeus has warned his mortal subjects that he is not up for any sort of confrontation with Angela Merkel.

THE Greek people are ready to give their final yes or no vote on an unknown issue that will decide their entire future.

THE Queen is not enjoying her visit to Germany, it has emerged.