International

THE climbers who stripped naked at the top of Mount Kinabalu have been sentenced to four months inside its 800°C crater.

AL-QAEDA chiefs admit they have slipped well below ISIS in the world’s evil league table.

BRITAIN has been cleared to leave the EU because Brexit is perfectly usable while other countries have been permanently barred.

THE most popular and good-looking leaders have formed a clique at the G7 summit without David Cameron.

GREECE has told the IMF to enjoy the sunshine for another 25 days until the end of everything.

TONY Blair has pledged to transform an anti-extremist organisation into ‘a brand that extremists can trust’.

FORMER deputy prime minister Nick Clegg has warned Vladimir Putin not to enter Sheffield Hallam.

NONE of the European leaders visited on David Cameron’s whistle-stop tour of Europe are letting him use the toilet.

OSAMA bin Laden was convinced that the CIA were responsible for the 9/11 attacks despite planning them himself, it has emerged.

GEORGE Galloway has blocked Barack Obama on Twitter.