Lifestyle

A MAN has admitted he secretly wishes he could drive the outlandish car he drew when he was eight.

A MAN has explained to colleagues that he is only a bitter, vengeful, petty tyrant because he went bald aged 30.

CARAVAN holidays are a tentative step towards kinky retirement-age swinging, the nation’s grandparents have admitted.

A MAN is still experimenting with fashionable hairstyles despite reaching the age where it is pointless.

AN ingenious couple have saved themselves a whole day of queuing at Thorpe Park by just emptying their wallets into the toilet.

‘WELLNESS’ is one of the buzzwords of the moment. Here straight-talking Northerner Roy Hobbs gives his advice on improving your spiritual health.

LIFE coaching is essentially renting a friend, life coaches have confirmed.

AS winter approaches, posh tossers have begun planning their annual skiing trips involving weird things normal people never do.

A GROUP of people unsure of each others’ names have leaned together, grinning and giving wild hand gestures, as if they are the best friends in the world for a photo.

A COUPLE who believe homeopathy is better than Western medicine are to teach their children everything they need to know about the world.