Lifestyle

BARBECUE cooking has the same health effects as smoking 20 fags but is nowhere near as cool, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who decided to get out of of the capital for Easter was stunned to find that every single other London resident had the same idea.

A FAMILY’S Easter has been ruined after mistakenly buying the eggs of a fast-growing alien predator.

A MAN whose life is shit regularly cheers himself up with the pathetic tactic of remembering that he does not work for Deliveroo.

MY first Easter wasn’t a barrel of laughs, but nowadays there are lots of things you can do without nailing anyone to a cross. Here’s my guide to a torture-free Easter.

WITH so many designs of sunglasses there's a multitude of ways to look like a prick. Here’s a handy guide to the vibe you’re giving off.

A 17-YEAR-OLD is absolutely convinced of his inherent natural superiority to the town he grew up in and all its residents.

A WOMAN who filled her car up with petrol decided to do a variety of chores and enjoy a little rest before driving off, it has emerged.

WHETHER you're going on a diet, taking up a new sport or just trying to wake up earlier, here's your foolproof guide to not sticking to any of it.

MANY of us like to think we can play the guitar, but is it just a drunken boast you’ll come to regret if someone hands one to you? Take our quiz and find out.