Lifestyle
Self-centred prick 'needs another minute' with the menu
A MAN has been declared a prick after sending the waiter away when everyone else was clearly ready to order.
Family admits 'staycation' was incredibly stupid idea
A FAMILY who thought it would be fun to stay home instead of going away on holiday has admitted it was a shit idea.
Veggie friend wondering if there's enough space on your BBQ for her ego
A VEGETARIAN has been worrying about whether her friends have made room on their BBQ for her ego.
Shithole flat cleverly disguised by string lights
A CRAP flat now looks delightful due to some clever string light placement, it has been confirmed.
Women now doing lots of pointless bloke crap
WOMEN are increasingly taking responsibility for the crap activities traditionally done by men.
Dogs win Worst Pet for 14th year in row
THE Bad Pet Awards have once again named dogs as the single worst thing anyone could possibly have.