Lifestyle
A COUPLE have finally acquired their dream home by hollowing out an avocado and living inside it.
BRITISH drinkers have confirmed that any alcoholic drink that does not make you vomit, start a fight or urinate in or on furniture is just fizzy pop.
A MAN who completed a DNA test has turned up at work with a bizarre accent.
THE chaos and disruption of an invasion of middle-class mums and their spoilt children makes a Hell’s Angels rampage look like nothing, a cafe owner has claimed.
A WOMAN believes she has the God-given right to see any new kitchen that has been installed even if she barely knows the householders in question.
A SINGLE man with no responsibilities and lots of disposable income believes he is more stressed than everyone else in his office.
A BLOCK of cheddar has told the fresh ingredients for a healthy meal they will be ignored for two weeks before going in the bin.
A GRANDMOTHER has confirmed that she has reached an age where socially accepted standards of behaviour no longer apply to her.
A MAN is desperately trying to convince his wife that he needs to spend £500 on a 'compact' flamethrower.
A WOMAN who claims she ‘loves hoovering’ is trying to erase something deeply sinister from her past, her husband suspects.