Lifestyle

AN already arrogant cat has become totally unbearable after going on a vegan diet.

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple have leapt up at least two rungs on the social ladder by being the first in their circle of friends to buy a fire pit.

ARE you always bumping into wanker neighbours or people you briefly met years ago, leading to stilted banter with long, awkward pauses? Here’s how to pretend you haven’t seen them.

A DOG is feeling the strain of having to compensate for his owner’s lack of personality.

A WOMAN who was aware her bank account was empty was still somehow shocked when her card was rejected.

ARE you planning a holiday that really establishes your middle-class credentials? Read our guide to the most pretentious breaks.  

A CONFIDENT prick actually enjoys spontaneously jerking his body around to music while other people watch, it has emerged.

FLIP-FLOPS are shit. Plastic bags held on with elastic bands would look more stylish and keep your feet cleaner. So what other things could you use?

A MAN has decided he needs a real man to come and live with him to make up for his shortcomings as a male.

THE work-life balance is the key issue of our age, but is it possible to get through without really putting the effort into either? Take our quiz.