Lifestyle

THE car you drive says a lot about you, if you’re one of those people who consider their car to be a core component of their self-image. But are you one of those people?

OWNING a speedboat in the UK is nothing like being in Miami Vice or indeed any fun whatsoever, a man has revealed.  

DO you want to go on a sickeningly expensive holiday whilst also making a big deal about the fact that you’re not flying there? Here are some excellent destinations.

A MUMMY blogger has revealed she is struggling to live up to the unrealistic stereotype of swilling wine and screaming at her kids every day.

A WOMAN pursuing an ethical lifestyle has briefly wondered if cocaine is vegan.

A MAN is desperately clinging to the belief that he enjoys spending the whole weekend binge drinking.

A PUB quiz team has realised they could have had normal, successful lives if they had not immersed themselves in pointless trivia.

ARE you secretly shitting yourself about not having a pension but want to pretend it’s fine? Here are some great ways to delude yourself.

THE new health trend of drinking alkaline enhanced water has proven as effective as alcohol at making people talk a lot of shit.

EVERYONE loves their smartphone, but are you concerned your partner would rather have a relationship with it than you? Take our quiz and find out.