Lifestyle

MAKING plans with friends is excellent until you have to leave the house and do the sodding thing, it has emerged.

A MAN going 10-pin bowling suddenly began larking around after his first two bowls were hopelessly inaccurate, friends noticed.

BAR owners cannot believe they are getting away with charging £10 for a ‘mocktail’.

A MAN has initiated yet another ill-fated experiment with his facial hair while his girlfriend is away.

A SINGLE man is considering getting a third piece of furniture to go with his television and armchair.

A MIDDLE class couple weirdly spent a fortnight in Spain without latching onto another identical couple.

A WOMAN who carried out a declutter has been left with only her phone, duvet and vibrator.

A 24-YEAR-OLD living in London cannot wait to meet her 32 new rodent housemates, she has confirmed.

A WOMAN who only went into Lidl for a pint of milk has left the store with a patio heater, a fondue set and a faux fur throw.

A MAN with a large, carefully manicured moustache says he wishes people would pay less attention to it.