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A WEALTHY arsehole likes to make visitors guess the cost of his extremely over-priced belongings.

A WOMAN is getting the most out of her daily mindfulness session by planning how to fuck up people who have wronged her.

A MIDDLE class family from London has unveiled plans to go back to basics by ‘camping’ in a yurt that has a proper toilet, a power shower and a free-standing bath.

A MAN who insists on opening doors and pulling out chairs for ‘ladies’ is not a Knight of the Round Table and actually a bit creepy.  

For some reason I have made the decision to spend these years – my entire 20s – with my face hidden behind a massive, stupid, fucking beard.

A COUPLE who posted hundreds of idyllic holiday photos on Facebook actually had a horrific week of blazing rows and food poisoning.  

A MAN believes the quantity of water he drinks is really important to other people.      

A STUNNING pair of designer heels will be too unbearable to wear an hour into a night out, their owner has confirmed.

A FATHER-OF-TWO removed every item in his shed then put them back again for some reason, it has emerged.  

WHY waste your life in a boring office job when you can waste your life chasing a much more exciting job you’ll never actually get to do?