Lifestyle

In which sad, sad ways did you piss away your youth?

HAS your youth disappeared into life's rear view mirror? This is how you squandered your prime.

STAYING at someone's house and want to make the experience hell for them? Here's how.

Couple regret hot tub and regret f**king in hot tub

A COUPLE have admitted they regret buying their hot tub and regret shagging in full view of their neighbours in their hot tub.

The pints cost £2.90 and other upsides to living in a shit town

LIVE in one of the worst places in the country and people regularly take the piss? Here are five legitimate reasons it’s good to live somewhere absolutely shit.

The five worst times to have an erection

OUTSIDE a very limited set of circumstances, becoming randomly aroused is a catastrophe for a man. Here’s when to dread it happening.

Women in their 40s twenty years older than men in their 40s

WOMEN of 40 or over are more than two decades older than men of 40 and over, the media has confirmed.

Hardworking, salt-of-the-earth family man or unhinged white van warrior?

THE line between being a noble working-class grafter and a footsoldier for right-wing extremism is a thin one. Which side of it are you on?

Father disappointed with son's sex life

THE father of a 26-year-old man has admitted his son's sex life has not lived up to the high hopes he had for it.

The five things you hate about your voice when you hear it recorded

THE sound of your own voice being played back is the sound of your illusions being torn away and realising you sound a twat. Let's break down why.

Lovely old lady likes to go to the park and feed vermin

A SWEET pensioner's favourite hobby is to visit her local park and throw food to its diseased pests.