Lifestyle
WE’VE all had a lot on lately, but when you find yourself upstairs and can’t remember why go through this handy checklist.
NOT been abroad for a while? Just booked a fortnight? Forgotten what it’s like? This is why you should have gone to Dorset:
WHILE you may look back fondly on your university days, you lived in some utterly horrifying houses. These will be all too familiar.
EVERYONE agrees Bank Holidays are great, except for these miserable killjoys who weirdly do not get into the spirit.
A PAIR of Dr Martens boots have finished turning their owner’s feet into bloody, misshapen slabs of meat, it has emerged.
IS the cost of living crisis making the weekly shop scarily expensive? These items can f**k off.
EVERYTHING’S great, apart from the insects that don’t understand the indoor-outdoor boundary and violate it. Like these pricks.
MIDDLE-AGED people must get seven hours sleep, research has found. So that’s another bloody thing to worry about, along with mysterious clothing shrinkage. Here’s some more advice that can f**k off.
THERE’S been some slightly warm weather, and that means men stripping off. Luckily, like tremors before an earthquake, these warning signs will help you detect when a man is about to disrobe.
DO you ever feel like the universe hates you? Why else would it do these things to you when you’re already having a shit day?