Lifestyle

SOME middle class friends have invited you round for dinner and naturally you want to make a good impression. Try not to f**k it up with the following conversations.

IT'S great to have something exciting and enjoyable to look forward to. Unless it’s one of those much-anticipated events that end up being a huge letdown. Such as:

LIVING with a flatmate who goes at it day and night? Here’s how to cope with the annoyance and envy of them constantly getting some.

A MAN has heaved a sigh of relief after an expert was called to fix a problem which was slightly too difficult for him to attempt himself.

WE might ignore each other on trains, but we will cheer with wild abandon when a stranger drops a glass. Here are some of the weird things Brits love to do.

LIFE is full of big moments that deserve recognition. Then there are these non-events which people weirdly expect you to celebrate.

BEWILDERED by all those bottles your partner keeps in the bathroom? Learn what they are with this guide for men.

EVERYTHING costs more but you're bored. How will rampant inflation bugger up your attempt to enjoy a typical weekend?

A MALE motorist feels the journey durations calculated by his satnav are a personal challenge he must beat to prove his manhood.

DO you want to experience the joie de vivre that comes with unnecessarily using French words in everyday conversation? Pretentious wanker Julian Cook shares his tips.