Lifestyle

A CYCLIST travelling along country lanes has achieved a new personal best by creating an incredible 64-car queue behind him.

HAVING a massive dump in the morning is a wonderful experience, but there are situations where getting caught short is your worst nightmare. Avoid these at all costs.

YOUNG people are getting ready for this summer’s festivals, as are vacuous wankers with two years of pent-up twattery to unleash.

THE first signs of spring are here and with them, some twat is already parading around in shades.

WE may come across as aloof pricks, but we care about our owners. That’s why we always knock it out of the park with gifts.

GOT a personality as interesting as dry Weetabix but want to convince the world you're a wacky, free-spirited rebel? Try wearing these items.  

DID you spend your teens wanting to seem edgy and cool? Then you probably wore one of these band t-shirts, even if you hated the music.

A 47-YEAR-OLD man has appealed for help after making the calamitous error of sitting on a bean bag at a friend’s house.

ARE you a man who’s sadly got divorced, but also thrown off the shackles of domestic servitude? Here Tom Logan gives his advice to other liberated, unhygienic men.

GENERATION Z thinks they’re more switched on than the rest of us. So how come they keep making these mistakes of the 1990s?