THERE was unconfined joy as an ex-banker relocated from London to the countryside only to see his venture fail within six months.
INSTAGRAM'S 'Rich Kids of Cornwall' have been showing off their nuts, fish and berries on the social network.
A 28-YEAR-OLD has once again pretended he has genuine plans for the weekend.
BRITAIN is celebrating the day Christ was revealed as God incarnate by consuming a bottle of Bailey’s, some manky chocolates and a recording of Judi Dench: A Passion for Trees.
MEN have admitted that no matter how many haircuts they have had, they still fall into a state of mumbling idiotic confusion when asked how they want it done.
A WOMAN is inwardly seething over the colossal disaster her children have made of decorating the Christmas tree.
A COUPLE who buy a real tree every Christmas are still insisting it is not a ridiculous pain in the arse.
A COUPLE have made the sickening claim that their hobby is staying in boutique hotels.
ALL I want are the same things my parents wanted - a good job, a partner and a two-bedroom live/work space in a nice area of the world’s third-richest city.