Lifestyle

DOES your mum strangely think eating food in the street marks you out as incredibly common and lacking in decorum? Here are  some things that will bring out her raging inner snob.

ONCE you turn 30 you’re boring and only boring things thrill you. These are the punishingly dull things you now find fascinating.

A MAN with a massive house, a big car and a f**kton of cash has told everyone that money is not the source of all happiness.

A TEENAGER'S parents would tell her to stop staring at her phone if doing so was not the height of hypocrisy.

PARTY bags are nothing more than sacks of useless shit. Here are their crappy contents, and the order you'll secretly bin them.

HOSTING guests this weekend? Hide these shameful possessions before they realise what a sick weirdo you really are.

A WOMAN eating 360g of chocolate in one sitting foolishly believes the action doesn’t reflect her overall life choices.

THE last few cheeky gits on furlough have been told to straighten up and get back to bloody work like the rest of us.

DAD here. If you’re running out of light bulbs and bin-liners it’s because you didn’t stock up. Here’s how I’ll get through the post-Brexit years with tinned sweetcorn to spare.

BEEN through an experience that was abjectly shit, but you’re trying to spin it? Here are five useful euphemisms for when you’ve been through the wringer.