Relationships

IT'S important nowadays to be able to communicate effectively with modern digital technology. Unless you're a dad. Here are some classic dad text replies:

A COUPLE who regularly have loud, angry arguments and scream 'I hate you' believe it is a sign of a healthy relationship.

LOCKED-DOWN students are dumping their partners at home or other universities at the rate of one every 45 seconds, it has emerged. 

YOUNG people have spent so long not associating with each other that they no longer have the skills to perform sexual intercourse.

DO you have sex fantasies too embarrassing to admit even to yourself? Here are six blokes you’ve had unwelcome thoughts of shagging.

A MAN with a long, detailed explanation as to why he has chosen to be single is in fact just a bellend, it has emerged.

WHEN a relationship ends, it throws up questions about whether your ex was a toxic abusive manipulating gaslighter or a simple twat.

PARENTS of a newborn baby keep posting  images of it on social media even though it is incredibly ugly.

A NEW mum gave birth in her local pub so that her husband could see his baby being born.  

DO you know rather too much about superheroes, but also desire a sexual relationship with a real-life woman?