Relationships

WISH your grown-up child had followed a different path? It’s never to late to offer subliminal negative guidance with our handy guide.

JUST because you’re a nice middle class person it doesn’t mean you can’t talk dirty in the bedroom. Here sex columnist Donna Sheridan shares her tips.

A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE mother-in-law has caused tension by pointing out a location’s potential as a wedding venue.

A WOMAN has alluringly confided in her date that she is going to the bathroom for a really big piss.

A MAN who sometimes remembers to wipe down the toilet seat after inaccurately urinating now considers himself an ideal husband.

CHILDREN believe themselves, their conversation and their imaginative games to be fun for adults, a shocked parent has discovered.

A PAIR of brothers separated for the whole of lockdown have effortlessly slipped back into their emotionally detached rapport.

ARE you pining for romance among the socially-distanced? Try these virtual date ideas then be glad you’re alone until 2021.

NOT interested in any hanky-panky tonight? Want to let your partner down gently? Try these perfectly reasonable ways of getting out of it.

A COUPLE in a new home with an en-suite bathroom never knew how intimate they would become with each others’ excretions.