Relationships

THE secret to the female orgasm is to just ask them what they actually like and then do it, researchers have found.

DID you send your ex a text telling them you still ‘have feelings’ for them while blackout drunk? Here’s how to wriggle out of it.

A WOMAN who has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for six months is questioning everything after seeing him without a beard for the first time.

THE Church of England has stated that sexual intercourse belongs in unmarried male homosexual hook-ups only.

A MAN absolutely will not carry his partner’s handbag for her in public, ever. 

DO you fantasise about murdering your partner while they sleep? Take our quiz and find out if you’re a cold-blooded psychopath or just sick of their snoring.

A MAN attempting to counsel a female friend after a breakup has run out of platitudes in record time, he has admitted.

GAY penguins are fantastic, but before you leave your spouse for the comfort of one of these Antarctic sex-symbols, why not take our quiz to see if you’re making the right decision.

A WOMAN who left her reusable flask at home has been coming in late from work with brown lips and stinking of pumpkin spiced latte.

A COUPLE have chosen to move in together before taking the next step of breaking up.