Relationships

TINDER has confirmed that all the people who get swiped left are thrown in a dungeon.

WATCHING your partner load the dishwasher in the correct way is the sexiest thing ever, it has been confirmed.

A MAN was hoping he might get a kiss if he prolonged parting company after a date, although the moment had definitely passed.

A WOMAN having drinks with a man has abruptly realised the evening was intended as a date.

TWO middle-aged friends are playing a dangerous game of chicken by planning to meet for a bite to eat and a few drinks.

IF you share a house, there's a high risk of having sex with someone else who lives there, probably when you're p*ssed. Here’s how to deal with the fallout.

A MAN who declared he needed to be single for a while, is in fact an idiot about to fall in love again.

A WOMAN has inserted her finger in her boyfriend's ear in a bid to be kinky.

THE parents of a 26-year-old woman are excited to finally meet their daughter's casual sex partner.

A MAN has allowed his use of a dating app to convince himself that he has any standards whatsoever.