Relationships

HAVING sex is largely irrelevant to the economy, so the government can impose restrictions without consequence. So we will.

A MAN blessed with excessive self-confidence has no idea that he has been dumped because of his awful personality.

TEENAGERS planning toe-curlingly awkward first dates with long-time crushes are thrilled that bowling alleys are open again.

A COUPLE have confirmed they have been together long enough to begin hating each other a bit.

A COUPLE have agreed to utterly write off Saturday and Sunday by grudgingly deciding to spend them with one set of their ageing parents.

WISH your grown-up child had followed a different path? It’s never to late to offer subliminal negative guidance with our handy guide.

JUST because you’re a nice middle class person it doesn’t mean you can’t talk dirty in the bedroom. Here sex columnist Donna Sheridan shares her tips.

A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE mother-in-law has caused tension by pointing out a location’s potential as a wedding venue.

A WOMAN has alluringly confided in her date that she is going to the bathroom for a really big piss.

A MAN who sometimes remembers to wipe down the toilet seat after inaccurately urinating now considers himself an ideal husband.