Relationships

A WOMAN having drinks with a man has abruptly realised the evening was intended as a date.

TWO middle-aged friends are playing a dangerous game of chicken by planning to meet for a bite to eat and a few drinks.

IF you share a house, there's a high risk of having sex with someone else who lives there, probably when you're p*ssed. Here’s how to deal with the fallout.

A MAN who declared he needed to be single for a while, is in fact an idiot about to fall in love again.

A WOMAN has inserted her finger in her boyfriend's ear in a bid to be kinky.

THE parents of a 26-year-old woman are excited to finally meet their daughter's casual sex partner.

A MAN has allowed his use of a dating app to convince himself that he has any standards whatsoever.

A MAN is under the impression it is cool to pretend his girlfriend is the boss of him.

ARE you hoping a friend or colleague fancies you? Is the evidence flimsy, but open to interpretation? Talk yourself into it.

ALL couples must be made up of one person who springs out of bed at dawn and one that only properly wakes up at midnight, a survey has found.