Relationships

By TV sex therapist Nikki Hollis.

YOUR parents are dreading trying to make conversation with you over the dinner table this Christmas, they have admitted.

A WOMAN has admitted that simply telling her boyfriend what she might like for Christmas would be an unconscionable failure.

A SOCIOPATH has confirmed that if you cannot handle her at her worst then you do not deserve her at her best, for some reason.

A MAN whose girlfriend has announced she will no longer be eating cheese is having a long hard think about their relationship.

ALL the diners in a restaurant are desperately hoping that couple are father and daughter.

THE nation’s ex-boyfriends have texted offering a token gift and perfunctory, fumbled sex as a marvellous Christmas treat.

A COUPLE are conducting a petty argument by tagging each other in Facebook posts.

A MAN who moans that his girlfriend’s handbag is ridiculously large still asks her if he can put several items in it every time they go out.

A MAN cannot wait for his wife to update him on the latest gripping events in the ongoing saga of what’s happened in her office.