Relationships

A WOMAN is secretly avoiding holding her husband’s hand in case he has not washed them properly.

A WOMAN is already furious about an argument she has not yet had with her boyfriend, she has confirmed.

A COUPLE has decided to stay married despite not really liking one another because online dating looks horrendous.

A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life.

A MAN has been enough of a d*ckhead to attempt to solve a problem in his girlfriend’s personal life, he has admitted.

WOMEN unfortunate enough to want or need to marry a man who is a complete twat are officially allowed to propose today.

A MAN who thinks of himself as 'woke' has demonstrated he can still be an enormous pain in the ar*e to go out with. 

A WOMAN taking her boyfriend for a break-up dinner cannot decide which restaurant she will never visit again.

THE third date is the best moment to make a relationship physical and to unveil your collection of human skulls, experts believe.

A MAN decided to prove his attractiveness on a first date by boldly showing a teenage waitress who was boss.