Relationships

A WOMAN on dating app has revealed she wants 'something casual' despite all her photos showing her in a bridesmaids dress or holding friends’ babies.

A MAN has received a massage so bad he suspects it was an attempt from his girlfriend to put him off them forever.

A MAN has made such a pretentious faff of tuning a guitar before playing it that his girlfriend can feel the life force seeping out of her.

A COUPLE with a shared Facebook profile will be divorced with three months, it has been confirmed.

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A WOMAN is baffled at her inability to find true love with an app primarily used for hook-ups.

A COUPLE who claimed they had split for a whole host of reasons have got back together after discovering that they could not do better than each other after all.

A WOMAN who married an idiot has asked her friends why they said nothing even though the ceremony included a clear invitation to speak out.

COUPLES’ arguments will be adjudicated by video assistant referees to determine who is in the wrong.