Relationships

A MAN who thinks he would have been a famous rock star if he had not had a family would not have been, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who has bedded a vast number of women does it by sleeping with anyone and lying frequently.

THE phrase ‘there’s plenty more fish in the sea’ is now untrue whether used to refer to the availabiity of romantic partners or the actual sea, it has emerged.

A COUPLE have quietly decided that neither of them will mention their anniversary ever again.

A COUPLE who had a blazing row in public both entertained bystanders and gave them a valuable psychological boost.

A MARRIED couple in crisis are confident that there is nothing wrong that cannot be fixed by salsa dancing lessons.  

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EVERYONE on Tinder is into hiking and surfing and nobody is into getting smashed and chomping Pringles while watching crap, users skeptically report.

A COUPLE planning a romantic weekend away are each thinking about bringing a friend for company, they have confirmed.

A MAN who constantly talks about threesomes is only having a series of onesomes, it has emerged.