Relationships

A MAN has admitted that getting frisked at the airport is the most intimate experience he has had since he got pickpocketed last year.

ORDERING spaghetti on a date is a surefire way to obliterate sexual allure, according to new research.

A WOMAN in a self-partnered relationship has told herself that it is not working out.

A MARRIED couple who decided to spice things up with a 'date night' are unsure whether or not they should kiss.

A REVISED version of Dickens’s A Christmas Carol details the transformation of an internet dater visited by three women he ghosted.

DOES your family Christmas revolve around making you feel like a freakish loner because you’re not coupled up?

A WOMAN is still not speaking to her husband after he unaccountably refused sex when she came home drunk and horny at 3am.

TINDER has confirmed that all the people who get swiped left are thrown in a dungeon.

WATCHING your partner load the dishwasher in the correct way is the sexiest thing ever, it has been confirmed.

A MAN was hoping he might get a kiss if he prolonged parting company after a date, although the moment had definitely passed.