Relationships

A MAN and woman who began salsa dancing to meet a new partner have fallen deeply in love over what bullshit salsa dancing is.

A HOPELESSLY lovestruck online dater is trying to work up the courage to ask his crush if she would like to receive a photo of his dick. 

By TV sex therapist Nikki Hollis.

YOUR parents are dreading trying to make conversation with you over the dinner table this Christmas, they have admitted.

A WOMAN has admitted that simply telling her boyfriend what she might like for Christmas would be an unconscionable failure.

A SOCIOPATH has confirmed that if you cannot handle her at her worst then you do not deserve her at her best, for some reason.

A MAN whose girlfriend has announced she will no longer be eating cheese is having a long hard think about their relationship.

ALL the diners in a restaurant are desperately hoping that couple are father and daughter.

THE nation’s ex-boyfriends have texted offering a token gift and perfunctory, fumbled sex as a marvellous Christmas treat.

A COUPLE are conducting a petty argument by tagging each other in Facebook posts.