Relationships

A GOLDEN retriever who never thought he would be ‘one of those dogs’ who organised his whole life around humans is doing just that.

MILLIONS of Britons are facing financial ruin because their friends keep getting married in distant, expensive places they have only visited once.

WORRIED your sex life has shrivelled and died whilst everyone else is at it hammer-and tongs? Here’s how to measure your sexual activity against the national average.

A COUPLE’S home has photographs of them together literally everywhere you look, friends have confirmed.

A NEW DATING app has launched to connect people who have massive, stupid holes in their ears.

DO your relationships keep ending badly? It could be because you’re a fucking nightmare to go out with. Take our test and find out.

DO you want to engage in passionate lovemaking but can’t help describing it in a really naff way? Here’s how to kill any chance of sexual activity.

ARE you back on the dating scene but still madly in love with your ex? Here’s how to keep their memory alive while you play the field.

A MAN’S girlfriend is putting on airs and graces about bed linen that hardly smells at all, he has revealed.

A COUPLE are only keeping up the pretence of a happy relationship to avoid disappointing their friends, they have revealed.