Relationships

A COUPLE who have been married for five years are struggling to remember when they were last intimate with a third person.

A MAN’S wife somehow cannot grasp that his figurines of Iron Man, Darth Maul and Ripley from Alien are an excellent investment.

A WOMAN who has been seeing her new partner since January has only now realised that he looks terrible in hot weather. 

DO you think it would be ‘fun’ to have a first date at a wedding? If that sounds like a good idea then here are some even worse suggestions.

A WOMAN has been appalled to find that a casual friend believes she is her ‘best friend’.

A MAN who refers to looking after his own children as ‘babysitting’ has taken his wife’s claim to be ‘meeting a friend for coffee’ entirely at face value.

EVERY noise emanating from the kitchen from furiously clinking cutlery to irately closed cupboards is extremely angry, a husband has confirmed.

OLDER brothers and sisters are great because they break all the rules and catch all the sh*t and you get away scot-free, younger siblings have confirmed.

A GOLDEN retriever who never thought he would be ‘one of those dogs’ who organised his whole life around humans is doing just that.

MILLIONS of Britons are facing financial ruin because their friends keep getting married in distant, expensive places they have only visited once.