Relationships

A WOMAN is already furious about an argument she has not yet had with her boyfriend, she has confirmed.

A COUPLE has decided to stay married despite not really liking one another because online dating looks horrendous.

A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life.

A MAN has been enough of a d*ckhead to attempt to solve a problem in his girlfriend’s personal life, he has admitted.

WOMEN unfortunate enough to want or need to marry a man who is a complete twat are officially allowed to propose today.

A MAN who thinks of himself as 'woke' has demonstrated he can still be an enormous pain in the ar*e to go out with. 

A WOMAN taking her boyfriend for a break-up dinner cannot decide which restaurant she will never visit again.

THE third date is the best moment to make a relationship physical and to unveil your collection of human skulls, experts believe.

A MAN decided to prove his attractiveness on a first date by boldly showing a teenage waitress who was boss.

CHANCES are the person you’ve chosen to be with isn’t as perfect as you. Here’s our guide to reworking them or, failing that, making them buckle to your will.