Relationships

The couple's guide to not having sex anymore

SEX is great but in a long-term relationship it often feels like a lot of hassle. Here are some excellent reasons not to do it.

Nobody trusts couple who do everything together

A COUPLE who spend all their free time together enjoying the same things have ‘something wrong with them’, according to friends.

Man using wife's expensive shampoo to wash his balls

A MAN has admitted he has been using his wife’s expensive shampoo to wash his balls for a while now.

Man still fixated on older sister's friend who got off with him in 1989

A MAN still asks his older sister loaded questions about her friend Jenny who snogged him for a laugh 30 years ago.

Couple lower their standards enough to marry each other

A COUPLE have separately decided to lower their standards for the ideal partner all the way to marriage, they have confirmed.

Museum of 1970s sex euphemisms to open in Leeds

A MUSEUM dedicated to double entendres, saucy remarks and leering at birds through windows is to open in Leeds this summer.

Man trapped for three days waiting for wife to finish her story

A MAN was trapped in his house for three days while his wife told him about a thing that happened to her at work, it has emerged.

Boyfriend accused of not taking ghost tour seriously

A WOMAN is deeply disappointed in her boyfriend for not treating a ghost tour in London with the seriousness it deserved.

'F**k off, the f**king lot of you' man jokingly tells family

A FATHER has light-heartedly told his family that the whole fucking lot of them can fuck off only for it to be taken the wrong way.

Man only becomes emotionally intelligent when listening to Springsteen

A MAN can only become emotionally intelligent while listening to Bruce Springsteen songs, his partner has discovered.