Relationships

A WOMAN who tuned out her friend’s whinges about her love life five minutes ago is having a stab in the dark at some sage advice.

A CHILD unconvinced that her mum and dad mean ‘no’ when they say it is testing her theory by asking the same question several hundred more times.

A MAN has guaranteed that sex is over forever by describing his latest experience as 'totes amazeballs'.

ARE you wrongly convinced you can woo that really attractive friend or person at work? Here’s how to embarrass yourself horribly.

SINCE the age of 14, the only way to forge new bonds has been to get shitfaced with someone until you’re suddenly best mates. But what if new responsibilities, career choices or health issues make that impossible?

CHILDREN want lessons about same-sex relationships to continue, but mainly because they are an excellent doss, they have announced.

THE proud grandparents of a newborn baby cannot wait to get started undermining all his parents’ hard work in every way possible.

A COUPLE are strongly considering splitting up after deciding to turn off their phones for an entire evening.

THE key to a happy relationship is reminding yourself that you cannot possibly do any better, it has been confirmed.

A MAN lauded for having taken part in a threesome wishes he could confess how disappointing the whole experience was.