Relationships

A WOMAN who told her boyfriend that she wants some time to ‘recharge her batteries’ has admitted that she just wants to have a wank in peace.

A COUPLE wrongly believe the mildly complicated way in which they met is an utterly compelling tale.

A WOMAN who has stayed in touch with all her ex-boyfriends does not realise it is unnecessary and odd behaviour.

A WOMAN has fled her new boyfriend’s house after doing an unflushable poo in his toilet.

A MAN has sorted out one thing and now wants an award for it.

A GIRL holidaying with her boyfriend’s family for the first time is being treated like the daughter his mother never wanted to have.

A COUPLE has entered the stage where their sickening hand-holding is obstructing the whole pavement.

A WOMAN has fallen head-over-heels in love with the driver of a hot hatchback who revved his car at traffic lights.

A COUPLE who are strict vegans, wear upcycled clothing and go on holiday by train have realised their marriage is toxic and disposable.

A HUSBAND has accepted he will be spending most of the day alone with the kids after his wife told him she was “off for a quick bath”.